I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves