Razor blades and lemonade

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#THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

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samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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